Dear Mom,

Please forgive me. I never understood what true patience was until today when I spent several hours with my four year old son and a kazoo. Truly I felt like the MOST patient and enduring creature on the planet when after each lovely ear numbing rendition of a song was finished "Did you like my song mom?" was asked of me and I gritted my teeth, smiled and said, "I loved it, why that's the best kazoo playing I've heard all year."